Education, the government's way

This is dedicated to those who actually want education, but can't afford it due to certain problems. No, I'm not going to give an objective view of what the problem is, and yes, I will be bashing certain issues with extreme prejudice. Onward!

Disclaimer: This text is purely a work of fiction. Any resemblance to the living or the deceased is purely coincidental. The author will not be responsible for any bruised egos or wounded pride should anyone attempt to view the text that follows. You have been warned.